The Roadkill Cafe
As the name suggests the people who would have the best time here are hearty meat-eaters. Enjoy your catfish or charbroiled burger while gazing upon the taxidermized bodies of various animals. The fare is typical Southern comfort food served up fast and greasy, to be washed down with beer and cocktails. Make sure you bring your sense of humor along - you'll need it when you read the menu items which include Chunk of Skunk and Canine Cuisines.