Area 51 Alien Center
What alien WOULDN'T stop here? Hamburgers, snacks, beverages, restrooms, and low gas prices - this might be a virtual paradise for a Martian longing for the barren red landscape of home. It's also open 24/7 so no aliens need to worry about galactic time zones. And for those aliens pining for companionship there is the "Alien Cathouse Brothel" (just for show).